"I dont know how to respond to this"

Akward texting between my stalker....

Girl: You Better, or i might have to fight you
Me: That would be a bad decision on your part.


Girl: You should tell me something about you
Me: Like what
Girl: Like anything. im trying to get to know you over here
Me: I am unhealty


Girl: hahaa i got you, but im still tryin to chill with you
Me: Make it happen
Girl: It works both ways
Me:oh



Girl: mmmbv.tmgbkeum :)
Me: Ikd how to respond to this


Girl: Im sleepy. you should come tuck me inn haha
Me: Im home


Girl: Well i am exhaustedd. you should text me in the morning or something
Me: Ill see what i can do.





More akward txts between me and the stalk chick will arrive in due time.
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Legendary.

Been Blowin It

i know i been blowin with the lack of posts. i blame the beautiful weather. but on the other hand, i saw tim huewsuck today. this was his idea of funny...



p.s - fuck you tim brown